"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
-Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
Hi, I'm Allison. 19 and very uncool.
I'm a poor college student with big dreams. I have a weakness for starbucks coffee, the smell of books, new clothes, changing my hairstyle, and good food. I love soft music, nice people, well written essays, and fashion sense.
I'm a pretty nice person, even though I may come off as a bitch. Send me an ask, and I promise to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Also, in case you were wondering, my Australia shaped birthmark has been Aussie approved.
I am the founding member of the Cat fandom.
The Andromeda to my Sirius.
watcher(s) on the Wall.
I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.
I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food.
- Let me die
- Overacheiving like a boss
- Now give us a kiss
- Gay
- Doctor who?
- Am I the only one wondering how small his dick must be if only one hand can cover it? I must be.
- Your stupid face is beautiful to me.
- Sorry mom
- Jfc you are stupid pretty
- Oh you attractive fucking man
- Unf dat jaw
- Relevant to my life
- No
- Enrique Iglesias
- YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY’RE NOT FUCKING
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i think the reason why i think my life sucks so much is because i read way too many books and i watch too many movies and tv shows, and it sets my expectations on life really high, and life isn’t like that so i get pissed off
my entire life is just me “winging it”
Sometimes I just want to fast forward to living on my own, having a job and living my life after university and just doing my own thing that I’ve always wanted to do.
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
I have this weird opinion of myself which consists of thinking I’m a lot more mature than most people my age while being incredibly immature, childish, and naive all at the same time.
my only talent is being pretentious and self-deprecating at the same time